thatsoratchet:

I’m laughing so hard YOLO is written on the wall in the school bathroom rofl

mheinrichs:

omg

beyoncebeytwice:

accidentally sprayed some of beyonce’s perfume in my mouth and it tasted fierce and fabulous just like her

whitetiffany:

MY INTERNET CAME BACK GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL SHIPS AT SEA

funkies:

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT

yugoslavic:

whats the best tool the cut my fingertips off so i dont have to type anymore 

nuggits2:

i love when people have those online user global map things on their blog

there’s always like atleast 3 hits in the ocean

i knew some of u werent human

the-dave-of-guy:

itnernet:

meatmodel:

im outside

whats it like

can you send me a link

suppressed:

lack toast and tolerant